*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

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Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

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don’t underestimate my ability to perform a whole musical if left home alone

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if we are hanging out and you’re religiously on your phone when we’re supposed to be conversing, you better not act surprised when I throw your phone across the country 

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